Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 10/03/2000

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Good afternoon, KAYA ORAAAA & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Friday March 10, proudly sponsored by Neanderton Nicotine Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit & excellence against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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Much sound & fury yesterday signifying offence taken at my Politically Incorrect pronunciation of Kia Ora. I've been doing this since the show started on Sunday mornings back in 1996, so I'm slightly puzzled as to why it has only now become an issue. It's probably a symptom of the transition, under the new communist regime, from New Zealand to the Democratic People's Republic of Aotearoa where pseudo-Mordi have been emboldened to lodge a claim for the entire southern hemisphere under Te Tiriti & generally proceed even more brazenly than under the tutelage of the previous Minister of Apartheid, Lord Montrose of Drury. Well I want to tell all the snivelling kaumatua & the ignorant woman who called yesterday to say the sooner I am gotten rid of the better, that you are pathetic. I want to echo the words of a courageous commentator who, like so many Maori, doesn't buy into your modern-day cannibalism, Alan Duff:

"I'm sick to death of Maori-this & give-me-that being one & the same thing. Call yourselves descendants of warriors - puh! When you dominate the child abuse figures, the crime, the unemployment, the assaults, the booze & cigarette consumption, the prison populace? That isn't warriorhood, it's downright disgraceful. In this land of opportunity, of freedom, so few of you have made something of it & yet you demand to be respected? Uh-uh, this is the real world, where respect is EARNED."

I would add to that that respect is not earned by ancestry or skin colour. These are things over which you have no control & for which you can claim no credit. It's what you do with your own lives, here & now - each of you individually - that can earn you respect, including your own (for self-respect too must be earned). Yet you prefer to sit at home on your pakeha-provided benefits & ring & abuse me when I challenge your extortion racket. I have news for you. We whom you expect to pay you to do little else than breed are fed up. Just because there's a communist government in power that acquiesces to your every demand, don't assume that you & they will be allowed to get away with this forever by the productive people of all races whom you fleece. After the show yesterday I received this e-mail:

"Hail Lindsay !!!! You are forever my hero. When I heard those immortal words 'Get a life, you stupid bitch,' to the last native hag on your show today, I almost fell off my computer keyboard with laughter and boundless joy. Thanks a million buddy. Those words were like a blazing beacon across the dark (whoops) night sky of reverse apartheid that pervades our current NZ society."

So, pseudo-Mordi bludgers & whiners, we're onto your scam. Don't forget that.

I conclude with more words form the pen of Alan Duff:

"Don't think for a moment that the world, let alone this country, owes you a living or owes you anything. Unless you want your life to be meaningless & want to grow old waiting for that boat to come in. It won't, not ever. You have to go out & build it, then sail it, & maintain it, & make it profitable so you can keep running it."

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