Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 12/04/2000

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Good afternoon, KAYA ORAAAA & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Wednesday April 12, proudly sponsored by Neanderton Nicotine Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit & excellence against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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I dedicate today's editorial to the Marxist, Kane, who kicked off the talkback yesterday with a defence of his philosophy of cannibalism, & everybody else out there who agrees with him. It's a true-life story e-mailed out of Zimbabwe, where the Marxist thug Mugabe has legitimised the violent confiscation of land by savages. Here is your philosophy in action.

"On the morning of the 29th of March at about 9:00, 60 people came onto our farm. They sent us a letter claiming to be ex-combatants and stated categorically that they were claiming their land and that they would only leave us with about 15 of the 141 hectares that we own and have LEGALLY owned since 1985!!!!! Yes, 5 years AFTER independence.

"In response, we called the police from the little depot that they have near our eastern gate. Approximately an hour later, we gave up waiting for them to arrive and went and fetched them! They said that two details would come onto the farm and investigate the situation. This they duly did and reported back to us that although the 60 people claimed to be war veterans they were nothing of the sort and were merely freeloaders from the humble squatter camp that you called home. They therefore said that they had the right to summons the riot police corps and have the people removed from the farm.

"Cool, we thought, there is some law left in Zimbabwe after all. Ha ha ha. Needless to say, the cops never returned. Meanwhile the number had grown to 200 people moving into Bellapaise Estates. By the time the cops finally gave in to our barrage of phonecalls, now too dangerous to leave the house and go and collect them, they promised us that two more details would be sent to investigate the already investigated situation. They arrived at about 5:30 that afternoon and, because work stops at 5 in Zimbabwe, it is only logical that land grabbing stops at 5 as well! The cops therefore found and reported that all the people had left our farm!

"Next morning, 300 people returned, and we phoned the police again. They sent two more details and agreed that there were now more than 300 people on the land and that yes, this was indeed a bad and dangerous situation but, no, under the orders of the Commissioner of Police who is under instruction from Dumiso Dabengwa, who is under instruction from no less than the Hon. Bob himself, there is nothing that the police can or will do to sort the situation out as it was political and should therefore be handled by the politicians.

"So we decide to do a little investigating ourselves and find out (and this is fair dinkum) that the MP for our area, a fine lady by the name of Irene Zinde is using our farm as a neat little campaigning tool and handing out 20 to 30 metre plots to whoever buys a party card and promises to vote for her. Needless to say, she is fighting under the banner of the Zanu PF ruling party.

"Anyway, as Thursday afternoon draws to a close we get word that 'we have now occupied half of this land and when we have taken all the land, we are going to come and kick you out of your house and furniture factory,' which as you know is a small enterprise that we run on the farm, 'and take over everything completely.' There were by this time in excess of 800 people on the farm. Thursday night was the longest night of our lives."

On to Friday, when "the leaders of this great land grab declare that all the land that was to be allocated has been allocated and that there is no more available. Well, as you know, Epworth is the home of more than 300,000 people, and 3000 of those have also gotten wind that there is land available on our farm. These guys get angry and chase off the leaders and then declare their own guys the leaders. They produce knives and other instruments that come in handy when there is killing to be done and start fighting the now established 1200 people for the already occupied land and also start claiming additional land and getting closer and closer to the house.

"The noise was unbelievable and the fear that only one who has been in a situation where there are 4000 people rioting on your farm can identify with, was also pretty hard to control.

"But there are certain things in life that don't change and at 5, the rioting stopped and everybody went home. Friday night took a while to pass as well.

"Saturday, the leaders return to try and establish some order on the farm and do this by saying that there is another farm on the other side of the airport that is welcoming the landless and so 3000 people left us and went west to pioneer Butler's place. That still leaves us with 1200 people on our farm.

And that was the position a week or so ago. I don't know what the current position is but will endeavour to keep you posted. The e-mail concludes:

"Please also forward this e-mail to everyone else that you can so that the truth can finally start getting out. We are a minority and it is time the world started defending the fundamental human rights of all people, not only the majority."

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