Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 22/02/2001

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Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Thursday February 22, proudly sponsored by Neanderton Nicotine Ltd., the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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Now I know I told you this story yesterday, but I'm repeating it today for the benefit of those who didn't hear it & so that it is registered permanently as an editorial. Ordinarily you would think it was one of my spoofs, but no spoof could improve on this real-life story from the Dominion of February 14:

"A row has developed in Greytown over the length of two cats' tails & the height of a whitewater raft being used on signs above two recently opened businesses. Vetcare, a veterinary practice, has been told by South Wairarapa District Council that the tails of two stylised cats on its shop sign may not comply with the district scheme because, among other things, they are protruding about 10 centimetres above the roof. The Adventure Centre & Cafe, across the road, with a real white-water raft across its roof line, has been told by the council that its sign might also be too big & too high. Both businesses have been told to make an application for a resource consent, which will cost $495. In a letter to the two businesses, the council's corporate planning manager, Ross Smith, said the council had been informed by the Greytown Heritage Trust that the signs, including the raft, might fail to comply with district plan provisions. The trust also told the council that it believed that the signs were inappropriate. Mr Smith said he also believed the signs might not comply with the council's standards. Any breach of the plan required a resource consent, he said. But Vetcare's co-owner Heidi McGrath said that she & her husband had decided that the cats' tails would be docked & the stubs covered with bandages, as it was the cheaper option. Adventure Centre Cafe owner Doug Mende said he was going to wait & see what became of the situation."

Here's what should become of the situation. The South Wairarapa District Council & the Greytown Heritage Trust should be guillotined, with the bandaging of the stubs optional. Petty though their tyranny may be, tyranny it is nonetheless, pure & simple. Their type of mentality is sub-human & beneath contempt. It is the mentality that governs this country, because YOU either vote for it or do nothing when it commits its atrocities. It is the mentality of the Alliance Retard who called yesterday to defend Phillida Bunkle's crookedness. Remember him? His call went like this: [make retarded droning noises].

Well, I've had it with you, so I'm putting you on notice - mess with me & I shall exercise retaliatory force. Oh, that's too complicated for you to understand, so let me state it more simply: stay the hell out of my way, or I'll blow an even bigger hole where your brains are supposed to be.

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