Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 03/08/1999

Music - Die Fledermaus

Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Monday August 2, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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Well Nanny State's die-while-you-wait health non-service has done it again. This is the non-service that puts you on a waiting list unless you're at death's door & sometimes withholds treatment BECAUSE you are at death's door, notwithstanding the vast amounts of money Nanny has stolen from you with the promise that she'll look after all your health needs with it. This is the non-service that now has twice the number of bureaucrats that it did in 1993 when one of Nanny's little pets, the Mistress of Contaminated Blood, Simone d'Uptart, started putting the Alan Gibbs Task Force "reforms" into effect. This is the non-service which, while an abject failure at providing treatment for those who want it, is ruthless at forcing treatment on those who don't want it, & tries to seize children from the laps of parents in order to enforce it.

So what's Nanny Die-While-You-Wait done now? You know what she's done. She's decided yet again that she knows better than you. She's banned sales of the green mussel extract lyprinol, which has shown promise in the laboratory as a killer of cancer cells, on the grounds that nothing has been proved as far as human cancer is concerned. "Proved"? No, but the research of Dr Henry Betts thus far is encouraging. But that isn't the point. Yesterday, vast numbers of you, my dad who has prostate cancer included, went out to buy lyprinol. You all knew it wasn't necessarily a cure for cancer & no one had claimed that it was. Then what happened? Nanny stepped in & said claims about the product breached her regulations - & the product was withdrawn. An ugly foreign bureaucrat from the Ministry of Health Prevention came on the Holmes Show to say that we were too stupid to make decisions about this product on our own & should be protected from our folly by him.

Well I say, who the hell is he to dictate to my dad? If people want to garner & sell this product & Dad wants to buy it - that should be the end of it! It is not the business of revolting bureaucratic pygmies acting on behalf of fascist politicians. Dad said to me on the phone last night, "I'm taking lots of garlic - that's supposed to be effective against cancer." I said, "Don't worry, the bastards will ban that soon as well."

Now it may well be that the garlic thing is simply an old wives' tale. It may be that lyprinol doesn't deliver in the end either. But as I keep trying to get across to you, that isn't the point. The point is, it's between Dad & the lyprinol extractors, distributors & retailers. It's between YOU & them. It's not for that evil bitch Shipley, or that evil bureaucrat on television last night, to decide on your behalf. We must remove Nanny State from health. As it is, Nanny is very, very bad indeed for your health. If anything or anyone should be forced to carry a health warning, she should.

So worked up was I about this last night that to facilitate sleep, I took a controlled substance - melatonin. Quite effective & perfectly harmless, actually, but Headmistress Shipley won't let me buy it off the shelves. Tough titty, Shipley. I DO buy it off the shelves. And if I didn't, I'd still know where to get it.

Roll on the Libertarianz Truth Commission where these dregs of sub-humanity, the politicians & bureaucrats, will be brought to justice for their every violation of a human being's right to decide for himself. In the meantime, the health Nazis get this award from their mentor.


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