The Politically Incorrect Show - 10/08/1999
Music - Die Fledermaus
Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Tuesday August 10, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.
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This afternoon I want to reveal a threat to the environment greater than global warming or ozone depletion, greater than genetic modification or irradiation of food; a threat about which information has been deliberately withheld by big-moneyed vested interests. The dangers posed by this substance are so great that I believe it should be banned immediately & totally. At the very least, it should be strictly controlled. I have crossed political boundaries & drawn it to the attentions of Ms Bunkle & Ms Fitzsimons, who agree with my estimate of the gravity of the situation & who will take urgency in the House to have a state of emergency declared while Parliament, Civil Defence & the New Zealand Army devise ways of disposing of this lethal hazard.
Here's what the government hasn't told you because the big corporations don't want you to know it: concentrations of this menace in the earth's atmosphere nowadays are ominously higher than they were when the pristine earth first formed. Indeed, several suppressed reports by United Nations scientists are known to have concluded that concentrations can reach up to 20% of the air we breath! The implications of this are truly frightening when you consider that, because of the damage it causes to human cells, this substance is the leading cause of ageing & death in human beings.
Plants are programmed to reject this insidious chemical outright, but it nonetheless is slowly insinuating itself into the molecular structure of most rocks and minerals on the earth's surface, making the very surface of the earth - on which we all live - lighter and weaker. If action is not taken, the entire earth's surface could simply crumble into the sea.
An indication of its corrosive effects is the billions of dollars of property damage for which it is responsible by destroying the metallic structure of iron and many other metals.
Especially alarmingly, it has been shown to bind with the haemoglobin in human blood, causing a change in the three-dimensional structure of the actual haemoglobin protein & raising fears that blood itself could dissolve into a crumbly powder, at any moment in one's sleeping or waking hours.
Additionally, this microscopic Frankenstein facilitates the formation of carbon dioxide and a number of other chemicals which cause environmental damage. It has been implicated strongly as an essential factor in every arson ever committed. It has been found in the tumours of terminal cancer patients. It is a constant constituent of the toxic gases emitted from human & other animal rectums in the process known as "breaking wind" (or, in the vernacular, "farting").
Ladies & gentlemen, the future of the planet, possibly of the solar system, possibly even of the entire universe itself, hangs in the balance. We need not, must not, wait for further evidence. The perils of inaction are too great. The Ministry for the Environment must galvanise itself into action. Parliament must immediately pass the Bunkle-Fitzsimons Bill banning this substance & declaring a 500-year moratorium on any research involving its use. All concerned Alliance & Green Party supporters who can write are urged to rally round & write to their MPs. Mother Earth must be protected at all costs from the plague of ...
Jewish bankers & big corporations will tell you that oxygen is good for you. We must expose their propaganda for what it is - a conspiracy to keep you alive so they can continue their ruthless exploitation of you.
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