Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 10/09/1999

Music - Die Fledermaus

Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Friday September 10, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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This from my e-mail inbox recently:

"Dear Sir, i am a four year old child in a country that has adopted your policies. I would dearly like to be educated but my parents have refused to pay, and being four years old i have no means of achieving this on my own. In this wonderful system how do i go about getting an education, as i am ill educted i do not know how to make the system work for me? Please help. - Little Timmy."

My reply:

Dear Little Timmy,

Your parents must be very unusual, as well as being what we call scumbuckets. Parents in a country that has adopted my policies take what we call responsibility for their actions; they knew it was going to be that sort of country before they agreed to settle here. If they bring children into the world, they seek the best of everything for them, including education. Now, if it were the country called New Zealand you were talking about, & your parents were keeping you away from the education system Mrs Shipley's government would force on you, which would be very, very bad indeed for you, I could understand their action. As it is I can only assume they THINK they are living in New Zealand right now when they've somehow ended up in New Freeland by mistake.

You see, Little Timmy, for many, many years in New Zealand people were told by wicked creatures called politicians that they could do anything at all that they happened to feel like doing & the politicians would make everybody else pay for it. That included having children. What the politicians did is what is called "stealing" and "bribery." Lots of people then started giving their votes to the politicians who offered the biggest bribes with the stolen money. And when these people had children paid for by other people, they taught those children that stealing & bribery by politicians were very good things, and that anybody who said they were bad things was a monster who would eat little children like you for breakfast. Nobody wanted to be called a monster, because the politicians' education system taught people to be very scared of being called names, so everybody kept quiet. Meanwhile, the politicians kept stealing more & more as their supporters kept demanding more & more. More & more men & women who didn't want children had them anyway because doing the thing that produces children felt good & they knew that other people would be made by the politicians to pay for the children, including their education.

It would seem that your parents are like that, but somehow you've all ended up in New Freeland where nobody is forced to pay for the education of other people's children. Well, you could ALL go back to New Zealand; however, I would strongly recommend you tell your parents to go back there, but stay here yourself. You see, Little Timmy, there are lots of people here who don't or can't have children who would really like to look after you. Unlike your parents, they will really care for you. They will make sure that you get a really good education from the many different varieties on offer here. You remember how many different types of ice cream you could have in New Zealand? We have at least that many kinds of education available here. And your new parents will teach you to be independent, so that you'll know how bad it is for you to live off stolen money, and for those the money is stolen from. When you have children of your own, it'll be because you & the lady you love want to have them, & you won't leave them "in the lurch" as we say, the way your parents left you in the lurch.

Best wishes, Little Timmy. I know you're going to have a great life, here in New Freeland. Keep writing to me!

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