The Politically Incorrect Show - 01/10/1999
Music - Die Fledermaus
Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Friday October 1, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.
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Today, if I may be so immodest, I offer you a piece of history. I have before me a copy of the newest edition of my magazine, The Free Radical. There is nothing I have done in my life of which I am prouder than The Free Radical, but of this issue, I am especially proud. Contained herein is a new constitution for a free New Zealand, which we Libertarianz call New Freeland. It is a New Zealand liberated from the tyranny of this current government and all governments like it. It is a constitution that supersedes all previous constitutional documents and quasi-constitutional documents, including, mercifully, the Treaty of Waitangi. It is a constitution that places individual freedom beyond the vote, so that no matter what forms of compulsion that lying hypocrite Prebble, along with Jim Neanderton, Headmistress Shipley, Comrade Clark and Prostitute Peters, propose, they'll be blown out of the water by the courts. Freedom at last from these revolting, power-lusting parasites and all others of their unspeakable ilk. That's what this constitution offers. Freedom at last from the pseudo-mordi gravy-train and its ladlers like Sir Twopenny O'Really & Lord Montrose of Drury. That's what this constitution offers. Freedom at last from Tuariki Delamere & the nico-Nazis, so that one will be free to read cigar magazines in spite of these anuses. That's what this constitution offers. Freedom at last from Simone d'Uptart, the United Nations & the eco-fascists, so that you will once again be free to prune your trees, cut them down and/or plant new ones of your choice. That's what this constitution offers. Freedom at last from Sir Maurice Wimpiamson & his maggoty ilk, so that the government will no longer be permitted to force you to carry ID cards. That's what this constitution offers. Freedom at last from Sir Bubonic Birch, Graham Holland & THEIR maggoty ilk, so that your earnings will be recognised & honoured as yours. That's what this constitution offers.
Permanently. For Parts A & B of this constitution, the Bill of Rights & the Bill of Due Process, will be irreversible. People like Winston Peters who tacitly argue that gassing Jews is fine if a majority go along with it will be free to speak their majoritarian filth, but forbidden to act on it, since such actions would impinge on the rights of others (which rights are inalienable, regardless of majority opinion). Part C, the Separation of Powers, which lays out a minimalist political structure, can be changed, but not at the expense of Parts A & B. Best of all, Part C does away altogether with local government, so that you will no longer be fined $25,000 for turning a bog into a duck-pond under the RMA (which of course will be repealed instantly).
There is a Preamble which I have written myself with the assistance of Thomas Jefferson. I believe it eliminates the flaws of Jefferson's Declaraton of Independence, even if it doesn't achieve his poetry. That constitutes the editorial in this new Free Radical; I commend it to your attention.
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