Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 11/10/1999

Music - Die Fledermaus

Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Monday October 11, proudly sponsored by Tuariki Tobacco Ltd, the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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I observed on Friday that I run the risk, with the likes of my story about the penis tax, of having you not believe me when I relay something outlandish from real life. Well, the Alliance Retards have done it again. The following is a true story, as anyone who read it in yesterday's Sunday Star-Times will know.

"Employers with sexist attitudes, or who hire only attractive staff, could be investigated by a new government agency under measures being proposed by the Alliance. Alliance women's affairs spokeswoman, Phillida Bunkle, said anti-discrimination measures did not go far enough. 'You shouldn't be allowed to have completely irrelevant requirements for a job.' The Alliance would push for a new Employment Equity Bureau which would investigate complaints about employers who practised 'lookism' by forcing staff to conform to traditional concepts of beauty."

Yes, you heard me correctly. "Lookism." In the past we've wondered if this would be the next thought crime, and we thought we were joking. We even called it "lookism" & thought we were being hilarious. Now it's official. "Lookism" is what it's called & under Ms Carbuncle's regime you'll be investigated for it by a whole new bunch of Thought Police & punished if found guilty of it. That really only leaves "ablism" (discrimination on the basis of ability) to go. Well, I mean, it's obvious, isn't it? Penalising someone by not giving him a job just because he was born without the ability to do it - how unfair is that??!! Wait for it, folks; and remember, you heard it first right here.

Observe the Alliance Retards' consistency here. Carbuncle assumes she owns the jobs you create & the thoughts you think, & is thus entitled to dictate these. This is entirely in line with the Retards' belief that they own your money. On the opposing page in yesterday's Star-Times, Comrade Neanderton was reported as "seeking top-level meetings with Labour before the election to pin down details of a major tax inquiry, including the use of family trusts, to be mounted by an incoming Labour-led government." Hard Labour's finance spokesman, Comrade Cullen, who also thinks he owns your money, was clearly embarrassed that Neanderton was talking about this publicly: "While we're confident of winning the election, it's wise before the election to be busy ensuring that, not planning details," he said. Translation: "Shut up, Jim. Let's spring this nasty little surprise on voters after the election." This inquiry, you may be sure, will recommend a capital gains tax, the return of death duties, & the end of the use of family trusts as a means of tax avoidance.

Ladies and gentlemen, this pathetic authoritarian backwater called New Zealand is Orwellian enough now under the current National Socialist regime. Can it really get any worse? Yes it can. Leave it to Cullen, Neanderton & Carbuncle, and kiss goodbye to what little remains of your freedom. You never gave a damn about it anyway.

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