Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 21/12/1999

[Music - Die Fledermaus]

Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Tuesday December 21, proudly sponsored by Neanderton Nicotine Ltd., the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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I want to thank those of you whose Christmas cards & kind messages awaited me on my return to work yesterday. I want also to thank Heather of Paraparaumu for her hostile message, which was actually a copy of a letter she had written to our Managing Director. Heather says she "can no longer stand Lindsay Perigo. He was interesting for a time because of the novelty of his ridiculous views, but now the novelty has gone, his third-form humour & vulgarity are intolerable. He has said everything he has to say & is now boring."

Well, Heather, dearest, I've news for you - I haven't said anything like everything I have to say. Our new, ultra-Politically Correct born-again socialist regime which you no doubt support is already proving to be an inexhaustible source of fresh material. If you find the exposure of such material, & my continued defence of freedom in the face of it, "boring," then I prefer not to speculate as to what might excite you.

"His obsession with Mario Lanza is abnormal & proves Perigo has a limited taste, & does not know as much about music as he claims to. He has no understanding of subtlety, or of technical excellence."

Cripes! Has Heather found out about my nocturnal rituals, my very own macabre Midnight Mass for Mario involving wormwood & gall & sheeps' entrails? Damn!

Actually, Heather, I DO kinda like Mario, because of his spectacular voice & sunlit personality, & I must acknowledge that this IS decidedly abnormal in the world as it is. But I do know about his technical shortcomings & have even been known to mention one or two from time to time. And I like lots of other singers as well ... would possibly even enjoy discussing them with you.

"His philosophy of rational self-interest is an oxymoron, because all self-interest is subjective by definition." Whoa! We could spend hours on that, but suffice it to say here that by the OBjective standard of the life of a volitional, conceptual being, "rational self-interest" is not an oxymoron, it is a redundancy. True self-interest can ONLY be rational; only that which is rational can truly be in one's self-interest.

"He is a self-centred greedy little man whose philosophy could outdo Hitler, whom he claims to despise. Hitler tried to wipe out the Jews, & Perigo says the 'poor' have no right to breed."

Here, Heather, leaving aside the gross non-sequitur you have uttered, you are simply being disgusting. It cannot have escaped your attention that the essence of the philosophy I support is that no one has the right to initiate force against another. That principle absolutely precludes genocide & all other coercive evils, & to suggest I am not genuine in my opposition to such abominations is abominable in itself. I have never said the 'poor' have no right to breed - I say that NO ONE has the right to breed at someone else's enforced expense. Hitler, by contrast, regarded such cannibalism as permissible & desirable. It is YOU, Heather, who are on his side!

"A coughing competition! How childish! I switched off before that got going & haven't tuned in since."

Oooooo, I bet you have, Heather! In fact, I bet you're hanging on my every word right now. You really are, aren't you, Heather? So let me give you some unsubtle but technically excellent & objectively incontrovertible advice: life would be much more enjoyable for you, my dear, if you were to remove that cactus from one orifice & permit yourself a hearty, hilarious cough from another. Like this!

[Cough madly!]

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