Lindsay Perigo
Lindsay Perigo

The Politically Incorrect Show - 22/12/1999

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Good afternoon, Kaya Oraaa & welcome to the Politically Incorrect Show on the free speech network, Radio Pacific, for Wednesday December 22, proudly sponsored by Neanderton Nicotine Ltd., the show that says bugger the politicians & bureaucrats & all the other bossyboot busybodies who try to run our lives with our money; that stands tall for free enterprise, achievement, profit, & excellence, against the state-worshippers in our midst; that stands above all for the most sacred thing in the universe, the liberty of the human individual.

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"Democracy," said H. L. Mencken, "is a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses."

Yesterday we heard the new bunch of jackals present their programme of predation. It leaves no doubt that those who voted for it were jackasses, or themselves jackals, hoping for some of the spoils. Edited lowlights from this modern-day Communist Manifesto:

Preferential treatment for Maori - apartheid - is to continue & intensify. "As long as the economic & social gaps between Maori & other New Zealanders remain large," says the Manifesto, "the government of New Zealand cannot claim to have addressed the needs of all New Zealanders. This government is committed to closing the gaps." Well, Comrades Clark & Neanderton, news for you: these gaps will not close until Maoris themselves close the philosophical gap between their current born-again, state-sponsored, full-blown tribalism & the relative individualism of other New Zealanders. And as promoters of a tribal philosophy yourselves, you are in no position to help close that gap.

"New partnerships with local government, businesses, communities & the voluntary sector will be developed to revitalise regional economies." (I'm sure the West Coasters will be impressed by that!) As I said yesterday, one does not have a "partnership" with government in its present form any more than one has a "partnership" with an armed gang. One is either an accomplice or a victim. Shame on any businesses who collaborate with this new bunch of hoodlums at the expense of other businesses. The best thing government could do for business is get off its back.

"Overall responsibility for the delivery of the new business development programme will lie with a new organisation, Industry New Zealand. The new Minister for Economic Development will be moving quickly to set up Industry New Zealand." Wouldn't you know it? A new bunch of parasitical bureaucrats, presided over by none other than that great champion of parasitism, Comrade Neanderton himself. Economic Development? Watch for something akin to Mao Tse-Tung's Great Leap Forward!

"Measures to improve private savings will also be considered, including reducing compliance costs & providing an alternative tax regime more conducive to encouraging superannuation savings." Like, abolishing the tax on interest on savings? Not on your Nellie! Make that, "Measures to improve private savings will also be considered, then rejected"!

"A review of the minimum wage has been undertaken as a matter of priority & an increase has been announced." Make that: "The potential for thousands of new jobs to be created has been destroyed by exacerbating this existing violation of rights."

"Discussions will take place in order to institute a new system of paid parental leave." Make that: "Orders will be issued to institute new ways of forcing some to pay for the pregnancies of others, & destroy more potential jobs in the process."

"The proposed amendments to the Resource Management Act at present before the House will be revisited. Those amendments which weaken the Act will be dropped." Unfortunately, none of those amendments would have weakened the Act anyway, so you may now be doubly sure that you will continue to need Resource Consent to mow your lawns. Sorry, "modify your vegetation."

"Format-specific quotas will be introduced for local content on radio & free-to-air television." Wheee!!! Auntie Helen & Auntie Marion will tell us what music we have to play. How considerate of them!

"Legislation will be introduced to abolish the private insurance market for statutory accident compensation provision." Where are all the Retards who whine about private monopolies which are not monopolies, now that the state is reintroducing its own monopoly in this area, both prohibiting alternatives & making it compulsory to participate? You jackasses!

And so on. "This government," we are told in conclusion of this new Communist Manifesto, "will work with all New Zealanders to create a rich, vibrant, confident nation." To which I say, "We can do that ourselves. We don't need your brutality & your thieving & your rules & regulations & your parasitism & your stupid Political Correctness. We just need our freedom. Laissez-nous faire. Leave us alone!"

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